Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
2020 sucks, I want a refund
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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