1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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