So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There r osticjed everywhere
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Randomize
