I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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