toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You've changed since you got that strap on
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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