Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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