I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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