Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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