You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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