So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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