I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
