She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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