IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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