we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
