My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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