"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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