Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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