I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Vodka?
Forever.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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