she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
