I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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