Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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