Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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