she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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