Me too!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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