nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How external is "for external use only"?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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