i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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