Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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