Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
