i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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