She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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