We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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