i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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