Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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