I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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