He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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