even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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