Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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