i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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