Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize