I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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