Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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