Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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