Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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