She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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