my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
