At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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