look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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