He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Alive.
So much puke
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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