so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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