You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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