I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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