yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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