I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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